paparazzi ran over paparazzi for photos of britney spears

Paparazzi's die for Britney Spears

Paparazzi's have lost their minds over Britney Spears that they are willing to kill for exculsive photos of her fat ass wobbling around the streets of L.A. Some cameraman was following Brit last night on his motorcycle is currently in critical condition this morning after he was run over by another cameraman driving a Range Rover.  

An X17 paparazzi has just ran over another paparazzi on a motorcycle while chasing Britney Spears who had just come out of The Four Seasons Hotel. Our source tells us that this ocurred as the caravan of chasers were making a right turn on Santa Monica Blvd. and Rexford Dr. in Beverly Hills. The paparazzi was hit by a silver range rover and was literally smashed under its wheels. From what we hear, the body went into seizure and then it just stopped moving. It doesn’t look like he made it, according to our source.

 He suffered broken legs, broken arms and a broken back, according to our source.

Britney is so not worth all this trouble, perhaps my last twinky... that's it. I don't understand why officials let this kind of shit go on, I mean after what happend to Princess Di, you'd think they'd set a new law against crazy stalker paparazzi's. It's out of hand, I'm going to write a stringly worded letter to President douche... I mean Bush. Nah, douche sounds right.

Dear Mr.Douche

  Uh... you need to put Britney down like the sick puppy dog mule chupacabra she is.

 

Sincerely,

Christin, literary genius and writer extraordinaire of Celeblite

 

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Author: christin Posted: 11/13/2007
Tags: Britney Spears