I've never hated gold as much as I do now

This is Paris Hilton's new Prosecco champagne in a can ad. Does it make you thirsty for a naked gold whore who is stranded in some sort of desert? Or make you want to party with a cheesey sequence dress wearing whore with horse hair weave who probably has clamidia? Ya, let's go huff paint thinner with Gary Coleman.
It's sad I'd rather hang with Gary Coleman, than breathe the same air space with Paris.Author: christin Posted: 12/12/2007
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