paris hilton pussycat dolls performance for her birthday is also banned from attending oscars

Paris Mad, Paris Cries like a baby

Someone lied to Paris Hilton and told her she's a superb performer and should dress up like a $5.00 hooker, flaunt around that flat ass in a skin tight bondage type outfit on her 27th birthday. It was probably that ho-bag mother of hers. She looked ridiculous. Oh yeah, she also got banned from attending the Oscars. OH BURN!

A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

A source added to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "She's tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity."

Hot salty tears? Who the F*ck writes this crap. I guess they are keeping out the Hollywood swamprats.. I wonder if Lohan will be allowed in... I'm almost possitive Brit Brit will be mased at the front door.

Want to see a flat ass with a screeching voice who makes you want to bomb LA? Then click watch this!

Author: christin Posted: 2/20/2008
Tags: Paris Hilton