paris hilton is dating benji madden joel maddens twin may be publicity stunt or in need of attention

This slut doesn't cease to amaze me

Paris Hilton is now dating...(drum roll)  Benji Madden. That would be Joel Madden's twin brother. The same Joel Madden who just recently popped a baby out of Nicole Richie. Oh man, this post reeks of attention... and queef. To top this post off, Parasite Hiltron was granted another reality show. As if our children's future wasn't already poisoned with teen pregnancies and crack-ho's who win 100 Grammy's on TV.

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."

The untitled project – expected to be picked up by either MTV or VH1 – will be her second foray in reality television.

The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us.

Oh joy! It's not like my life is chaulk full of chick drama already. Thank you Paris for making me never want to spawn a baby girl.

Oh man this stinks. She's an attention whore and he's a freakin' idiot. Actually they may be perfect for one another.

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Author: christin Posted: 2/27/2008
Tags: Benji Madden  Paris Hilton