Paris Hitlon Wants A Baby So It Can Play With Nicole Ritchies Child

Oh NOES!

Paris Hilton wants a WHA?!

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together’. I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.”

What the fu-? She wants to breed? Paris having a child is probbaly the last thing I wanted to hear today. Isn't that against the law or something? If not, it most certainly should be.

I hate Paris, she's a mule