Russell Brand calls Bush a retard and tell us to vote Obama

UK comedian with great hair, Russell Brand hosted the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards with a bang on politics calling George Bush and "retarded cowboy" and told everyone to vote for Barack Obama as our next president.
"Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president.
"But I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?
"We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors."
I think his goal was to stun Americans with his caddy English humor, he did a great job at that. He went on and on about the Christian pop teens Jonas Brothers mocking their "purity rings" meaning no sex before marraige who says that there's nothing wrong with a little sex from time to time. That's when American Idol fatty Jordin Sparks put down her cheeseburger to say: "I just want to say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and girl wants to be a slut, OK?"
I personally enjoyed his politcal cracks but then again I love controversial comedy. Alot of people are outraged by his performance last nigth but they're missing the point, MTV needs at least one person to make everyone talking about the show for months afterwards in an effort to gain ratings. Everyone knows MTV has been raped by the reality show cock.
"Joyful unprotected teenage sex... GET TO THE REUBLICAN CONVENTION!" Best safe sex method of all time LULZ!"
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Author: christin Posted: 9/8/2008
Tags: Barak Obama George Bush Jonas Brothers Jordin Sparks MTV Music Awards politics Russell Brand
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