Ryan Reynolds And Scarlett Johansson Are Engaged

We're gonna miss that man-gina

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged. I think it's stupid for these two to get married when they can sleep with about 90% of other Hollywood celebrities who are younger, hotter and possibly freakier in the sack. Everybody knows celebs are huge slut bags and I don't blame them. If you can slob Johhny Depp’s knob tonight, boink Ryan Reynolds tomorrow and Brad Pitt next week (don't tell me you won't liar) you'd totally say screw monogamy. Am I right? I’m right.

Scarlett's rock!