samantha ronson annouces to marry lindsay lohan before 2009

Sam wants to marry Lindsay... no shit.

Oh sweet young blind love, Samantha Ronson sort of announced her love to Lindsay Lohan during a gig at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont while deejaying. She dedicated "All My Loving" by The Beatles to her as cartoon hearts floated around her head like Foghorn Leghorn's seduced Widow Hen.

 She then went onto say, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.

“Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

Leaving the club cats stunned and paralysed by her announcement, she did however answer a frequently asked question, thanks for letting everyone know who's the "man" in the relationship. Gosh darn-it we were so damn curious as to which one of yous wore the strap-on.

 The parlour singer Raymond - who sang the rendition of All My Love - told a reporter, “Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen." I guess he never saw that kiss between Michael Jackson and his wife Lisa Marie Presley, now that is lov-oh wait, they're divorced? That was a stunt? Son of a Bi- I'm going back to bed. Good Day Sir(s)!


All I can say is, Good Luck.

Can't wait to see who the baby is going to look like... Calum Best or a lump of cocaine.

Author: christin Posted: 9/11/2008
Tags: Lindsay Lohan  Samantha Ronson  Same sex marriage