Scarlett Johansson Engaged To Ryan Reynolds

Enganged?! OH NOES!

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to Mr. Amazing abs... I mean Ryan Reynolds. Women across the universe are yelling to the top of their lungs "That bitch!" I can sense it. Don't think men aren't disapointed either, Scarlett will be off the market, not that any of you had a chance but it's nice to know the bitch ain't married.

A source said: "We can expect an engagement announcement from Ryan and Scarlett any day now. They are very much in love and have decided to take the next step. Scarlett is thrilled!"

Johansson, and Reynolds, 31 were first seen together at a New York cinema last April, shortly after Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian, singer Alanis Morissette.

Damn he definitely upgraded. Alanis must be pissed.

Nothing hotter than a deranged lunatic with hot abs about to split your face open.