Sophie Monl Topless In Mens Style Magazine

Benji Madden went from this chick to Paris Hilton?

Total down grade. Not only is Sophie Monk way hotter, she's got a full lips, ass, and boobs. The major plus side is, well, she's not Parasite Hilton. That's everything on my check list not to break up with her and toy around with infected hypodermic needles because that's what it's like hanging around swap rat Socialites like Paris. Benji Madden’s life is in danger. Not saying it's a bad thing, maybe he'll take his crappy band, Good Charlotte down with him. We can only hope.

I'll settle for the damaged platnum blonde hair and tiny button nose over Paris Hilton's wonky eye any day.