Tara Reid At 21st Annual Hookers Balldarwins Discovery Nightclub

Tara Reid is alive and at a Hookers Ball

A party ain't a party without a giant blow up penis, a blonde transvestite in red lingerie in every photo, lots of booze and a ton of guys in Borat swim suits. Yup, too bad I missed it... can you sense the sarcasm folks?

The one-time ‘American Pie’ star is hosting a ‘Hookers Ball’ in New Zealand this weekend. The affair comes complete with a wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery Nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute.

“It’s a night like your ‘pimps and prostitutes’ or sleaze balls, and it’s just a night of less is best,” hospitality manager Guy Dunne said.

“We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice ... it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down.”

I guess all they could afford is a kinda sorta actress... who will jump at anything with the word naughty and bar in the flyer.

Tara Reid is kinda like Britney Spears but without the kids, face or body... Nevermind, Tara's way hotter and probably more fun.