The 2008 Oscars Celebrities Comedians Gowns And Jon Stewarts Funny Opening

Oscar sluts of 2008

Jon Stewart was choice for hosting The Oscars this year. I absolutly love his witty remarks and animated expressions. This, by far, was the best Award show I could sit through, in fact I noticed I chuckled a bit. I usual skip these types of boregasm waste of my evening award shows and skim through different gossip columns seeping out the boring and go straight to the climax. But alas, I watched it and can confess to enjoying it.... a bit.

Jon's opening couldn't be funnier, he said: Oscar is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the front runner for the Republican nomination. You have to admit, this is a huge election. An historic election. So much excitement. For the first time in so many years we don’t have an incumbent president or an incumbent vice-president. The field is wide open. Have you all had a chance to examine all the candidates, study their positions and pick the Democrat you’ll vote for? Democrats do have an historic race going. Hillary Clinton versus Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty. How will we know it’s the future? Silver unitards, that can’t be all? You have to give Barack Obama credit, he’s overcome a great deal. Not just [that] he’s an African-American. Barack Hussein Obama is his name. His middle name is the last name of Iraq’s former tyrant. His last name rhymes with Osama. That’s not easy to overcome. I think we all remember the ill fated 1944 presidential campaigne of Gaydolf Titler. It’s just a shame, Titler had so many good ideas. We just couldn’t get past the name. And the mustache.

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Jon Stewarts opening monologue was teh SEX!

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