top 10 most hated celebrity couples for valentines day 2008

Top 10 most hated celebrity couples for Valentines Day

You know those annoying celebrites who hook up and just the glanse of their "public display of affection" just make you want to gouge your eye balls right out of the socket? Well, these are the top 10 most hated celebrity hook ups of all time on Valentines Day.

Let's start with the lowest common denominater shall we...

10). Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood who's only 19yrs old. The reason I even chose these two is because it's just gross, not only it's a 21 year diffrence, she's fresh out of High School and he went from Dita Von Teese to Evan. Ya, total down grade.

9). Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Now that they have a kid, they are all into charity donations and positive vibes. Ya, this won't last, Nicole will eventually go back to starving herself slowly resembling Smeagol again and Joel will dump her ass.

8). Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. They were sex symbols. Now Angie is a baby factory spitting out kids left and right. Our Brad is loosing his hair due to Angie's baby factory. Thanks for blocking my mental images of you two hotties with oozing placenta's and baby poopie diapers.

7). Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher not only are they just wrong for each other but because you know Bruce Willis is in bed with them giving direction on how to drill his ex-wife who's probably jerking off at the same time... yuck, that's just creepy.

6). Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. They look stupid together. It almost feels as if Keith hired Nicole to "be his happy bride" because he doesn't want the world to know he's gay and is a podophiliac. A gay podophiliac.

5). Katherine McPhee and some old guy. She's a stupid girl and he's some ugly old douche bag.... he's not even famous.

4). Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta-Jones. These two yuppies look like the biggest snobs in Hollywood. They probably tip like douche bags even though they are loaded and their kids will be hated, spit on and teesed because their Daddy is old and crusty and their mother will have saggy tits with a pretty "ok looking" face. I don't know, I just hate 'em.

3). Victoria Beckham and David Beckham these two are made of wax, silicone, and plastic. I don't hate them because they are beautiful, I hate them because they are fake and it's humanly impossible to be born this way. They are genetically modified. Oh and their accents suck!

2). Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes I think this is pretty self explanitory. Just look at them.

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NUMBER 1 most hated couple is....

1). Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez! Just looking at these two fake asses pretend life is peachy makes me puke. Stop smiling, holding hands, singing together and please do us all a favor and never dry hump in public ever again.. We hate you!

Happy Valentines Day.

Author: christin Posted: 2/14/2008
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