Mini me cries about his sex tape leaking ex-girlfriend

Infant size Vern Troyer opens up about his bitch of an ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider who purposely leaked their intimate sex tape for 15 seconds of fame that is still mooching off him in his house. The only reason we hate the bitch is because, well I lost a perfectly good breakfast burrito because of that lizard tongue... it really upset my stomache watching that 30 second clip of Vern searching for gold with his mouth.

“I feel like I have no privacy," Troyer said. "Just because people are seeing something that was meant to be between me and her. That's the biggest reason that I'm, you know, trying to stop the tape from being released.”

The diminutive actor said he feels "betrayed and hurt" by the release of the tape, and he denied all involvement in its release. Troyer and his attorney, Edwin McPherson, succeeded last week in upholding an injunction to prevent the sale of the tape while they try to shelve the issue entirely.

“I’ve been, for the past two weeks, three weeks probably, spending a lot of money to fight this. I have my lawyer, and he’s doing a great job,” Troyer said.

‘She’s still in the house,’ Troyer said, noting that he’s taking legal action to force her out, but their situation ‘makes it even harder, to, you know, not strangle her.’ According to the actor, his brunette ex has been taunting him. ‘I saw her when I left today, and she was calling me names and stuff...so I can’t get away from it,’ he said, choking back tears.

Troyer said friends, family and attorney are helping him pull through the mess, but that the embarrassment ‘has already started affecting [work opportunities].’

Poor baby got mixed up with the wrong crazy bitch, although you have to wonder what kind of a woman would date Vern a 2 foot 8 inch tall man. I'm not trying to be an ass but be real for a moment, if a chick hooks up with him, it's for two reasons... a wallet full of green and no morals.

Andy (Satan's Spawn) Dick?

Damn, he looks different... a bit more sinister? So Andy Dick walks into a bar, gets completely shit faced, walks up to an underaged 17 year old girl (randomly) pulls down her tank top and bra exposing her boobs, promptly escorted away by his minions which was pulled over minutes later. The Fuzz found weed and xanax in his pockets. Andy did not pass go and went directly to jail where he sat on $5,000 bond and ordered to return to court on August 12.

He was charged for suspicion of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication.

The End.

Grainy but possible

Rumor has that grainy image above is Avril Lavigne riding her husband Derek Whibley. The only thing linking the crappy image to Avril is, well her song "Don't Tell Me" was playing during sexy time. That's it. This "sex tape" is most likely a fake, so all you Avril fans out there who really hoped it was her scrawny flat butt flopping around naked in bed, sorry. False alarm folks.

NSFW screen shots here.

Radioheads new video for House of Cards

This should make up for the Hayden Panettiere music post. Radiohead just released their new music video for their oh-so-awesome song "House of Cards" from the album In Rainbows without using a single camera.

Instead of your basic music video with dancing girls or the band simply standing in a studio playing instruments, Radiohead seems to always come up with a new inovative style for their videos. This time it's using state of the art 3D technology, LIDAR laser scanning.

Instead of going with underwater singing, fully animated epic, or a mysterious series of "blips," the band decided to forgo the use of cameras altogether for their latest single, House of Cards. Using 3D video acquisition systems from Geometric Informatics, and 64-element, 360-degree LIDAR from Velodyne, the band was able to create a clip that eschews traditional video recording for haunting, complex data visualizations.

You can watch the music video and  "the making of House of Cards" below. Enjoy!

Directed by James Frost Radiohead -House of Cards from the album IN RAINBOWS

JLO is absolutely ridiculous, should get sucker punched

You won't believe this article about Jennifer Lopez. I'm so horrified by this woman, not in envy because she's ridiculously rich but just how stupid one person can be. UK tabloid The Mirror published a story about JLO boasting that her newborn babies never wear the same "designer" clothes twice. Like toilet paper, you wipe and toss.

The actress apparently insists on dressing her five-month-old twins in new designer gear every day.

We're told: "Jennifer was approached by a charity and asked to donate some dresses for a celebrity auction. She agreed and donated a gorgeous £5,000 frock.

 "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits.

 "But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over Û1,000 (£500) each."

What a materialistic ho-bag this chick is. Those twins are newborn sacks of poop, they don't need expensive gear... they'll just puke up fermented milk all over it. I wonder if JLO is so self absorbed she just throws clothes in the garbage. As if the world isn't full of starving children that can afford to be fed, let alone clothed. It's people like this we can do without.

This trend blows

Hayden Panettiere is the newest celebrity to jump on the music album trend and has released her debut single "Wake up Call" on the Ryan Seacrest KIIS FM radio show. As expected, it blows. There hasn't been a single celebrity that has a smidgen of talent... or to come out with a different genre rather than just another crappy pop song. I love you Hayden but don't release a second album.

"They're a little bit eclectic," Panettiere, 18, said. The actress described the experience of hearing her music on the radio as "scary" and "terrifying," but told the talk show host that she's put a lot of effort into the songs on her debut disc. In fact, the project has been four years in the making.

"[The music] changed so much over the years," she says, "just because my life experiences and who I am as a person is obviously reflected in the music."

Eclectic? It sounds like something Paris Hilton would produce. Actually it sounds very much like her single "Stars Are Blind"... doesn't it. Wow, that's sade. Very sad.

Hayden's new video for her single "Wake Up Call"

Stop taking pictures

Someone hasn't learned her lesson in taking naughty photographs of herself and having it stolen or in this case hacked from her cell phone and posted on the internet. Miley Cyrus is a complete idiot and took these "naughty" photos for her boyfriend Nick Jonas from The Jonas Brothers Band I guess is part of the Nickelodeon crew. Nude photos or even a sex tape is gonna "leak" sooner than we think.

Mother of all train wrecks has spoken, in CAPS

Courtney Love needs attention. Any attention. She wrote to Smashing Pumpkin's front man Billy Corgan on a Perez's blog because she couldn't find his phone number or figure out how the tele-dial-machine with the numbers works. From what I gather, her rant is due to Billy not attending her daughter, Francis Bean Cobain's sweet sixteen’s birthday party? I don't know, it's like an infant played with the keyboard and it somehow ended up on the internet.

corgan

im at work and too tired to find you or geta number you havent sent me out of whatever misguided shame thing your going through thats a private comnversation however YOU DO NOT MAKE CHILDREN CRY.

GEARRD WAY WHO WOULD DO IT IN FIVE SECONDS AND HAS EVEN ASKED AND BEGGED EVEN FOR HIS BANDMATE TO NOT HAVE HIS HONEY MOON THAT TIME MADE SURE TO PROMISE TO BE THERE A SWEET SIXTEEN IS A BIG EVENT I THINK SHE L;OOKED UPON YOU AS FAMILY , I KNOW SHE DID AS TRUSTWORTHY AND WISE AND YOU CANT LAY THAT BIG MAN SHIT ON A CHIDL OF 9 AND OF FORTY -MY CHLILD SOBBING DUE TO YOU IS UNACCEPTABLE, I HATE STATIBNG THIS ON SOME RANDOM PUBLIC FORUM BUT THE LINE IS THE KID MAN, THE LINE IS THE KID, AND SHE DOESNT GET TO SHED TEARS OVER YOU, HER FAMILY ALREADY HAS DONE THAT DO FROPM NOW ON AND TRUST ME SHE WONT EVER CALL YOU AGAIN, YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME IF SPEAKMING TO MY FAMILY AND ILL PASS IT ON. WICH WONT HAPPEN EITHER DUE TO THIS ABSURD SHAME YOUR HAVING I WAS AND WONT EVER SAY ANYTHING OF NEGETAIVE CONTENT PUBLIICALLY ABOUT YOU - BUT YOU MAKE MY 14 YEAR OLD CHILD SOB ON PURPOSE, THATS ENOUGH OF YOU,.

YOUYR THE LAST MAN ON THE ISLAND YET YOU DOBNT UNDERSTAND HOW COME THEYRE ALL SO ALIENATING.

HUBRIS MY DEAR HUBRIS ON A LEVEL IVE NEVER KNOWN THE FRENZY OF RENOWN YOU MISS SO TERRIBLY JUST ADMIT IT ACCEPT IT AND LET IT GO IN THEMEANTIME DONT MAKE MY KID OR ANYONES KID CRY AGAIN I THINK MY CHEM ARE DOI NG IT ANYWAY FRANCES BEANS SWEET SISXTEENS IS BLOODY IMPORTANT TO HER AND TO ME.

COURT

Ya, she posted that garbage googly gah on Perez Hilton's blog. I think it's safe to say Billy Corgan is dodging her... trying to.

Sarah Silverman can F who ever she wants now

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up after a long term relationship of fictional effing and almost making-out with other people, what could have gone wrong?

“Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment,” Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi confirmed to PEOPLE in a joint statement.

Now Sarah can REALLY kiss a girl on live award shows and eff the hell out of Matt Damon.... Jimmy can sodomise Ben Affleck.

Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" live in tribute to Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel who we all want to really kiss this time... with tongue and a boob grab.

Happy Birfday to me...

Today, July 14th is my birthday and because today is my special day I can do anything I want, even start drinking margarita's before noon so by 3pm I'm a complete bag of slirs. I shall post a scruffy delicious man meat gallery featuring Jake Gyllenhaal. Why? because I love me some bearded men. Yes, I'm totally attracted to the hobo types. So in conclusion, Happy reason-to-get-F'ed-up Day to me. The End.