It's only Tuesday

I don't know what it is, actually it must be the Holiday coming up that is making days seem like hours. I can't believe it's only Tuesday though, my weekend was a blur, it may be because I partied Saturday but still, I need to extend my weekends from two measly days to maybe three or four. That's what America needs is a 4 day weekend, every weekend.

Can someone talk to President-elect Obama about that?

That's why I'll leave you with a little Heidi Klum milfyness because lets face it, the bitch is hot for having a few kids and I need to go back to sleep.


Author: christin Posted: 12/16/2008
Tags: Hiedi Klum  

Guy Ritchie gets a 75 million dollar doggie bag

Guy Ritchie makes out like a bandit, he gets to take home a whopping $75 million pay out of Madonna's fortune in their divorce settlement. I believe that's a record for a man to receive so much from an ex-wife.

The payout includes the couple's country estate Ashcombe House in Wiltshire, as well as a cash lump sum thought to be at much as $53 million.

Liz Rosenberg (spokesperson) said the couple's west London pub -- the Punchbowl -- would also remain with Ritchie.

But U.K.-based entertainment lawyer Ambi Sitham said it made sense for Madonna to divest herself of her British property.

"She's got no interest in remaining here," Sitham said. "She's relocating and moving back to New York. It's money she's already paid out -- what is she going to do, try to sell the houses in a flagging market?"

Rosenberg adds that while the financial component of the settlement has been worked out, custodial arrangements for the couple's children — Rocco, 8, and David, 3 — have yet to be finalized.

Madonna's daughter from a previous relationship, Lourdes, 12, will stay with her mother.

A representative for Ritchie, 40, declined to comment.

Damn, I wish I married Madonna.

Author: christin Posted: 12/16/2008
Tags: divorce  Guy Ritchie  Madonna  

Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies

In an effort to promote his book 'Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid' Denis Leary talks about his bombed movie career, in a sarcastic sort of way.

Willem Dafoe?

Author: christin Posted: 12/16/2008
Tags: Denis Leary  Funny videos  

Iraqi Man Throws his Shoes at President Bush

During President George Bush nearly ate shoe leather when an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at the president just missing him by centimeters.

The journalist is being praised even labeling Muntadar al-Zaidi as a 'hero' in Baghdad's Sadr City district saying it was 'freedom of speech' who is currently in police custody.

Mr Zaidi leapt from his chair at Sunday's news conference and hurled first one shoe and then the other at Mr Bush, who was joined at the podium by Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki.

The shoes missed as Mr Bush ducked, and Mr Zaidi was immediately wrestled to the ground by security guards and frogmarched from the room.

"This is a farewell kiss, you dog," he yelled in Arabic as he threw his shoes. "This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq."

Throwing your shoe at an individual is considered a great insult in the Iraqi custom, too bad he missed at his only chance to humiliate and gain millions of you tube hits. Can you imagine if he actually hit Bush in the face? Double, no Triple PWNAGE!.

Shoe thrower

Author: christin Posted: 12/15/2008
Tags: Funny videos  George Bush  

Amy Poehler's SNL GoodBye

Amy Poehler bids a Saturday Night Live farewell to all viewers in her last skit with her co-host Seth Myers. She took a moment to say her good bye's until Fred Armisen walked into her shot softening the mood by making everyone laugh.

That's before, of course, they impersonated Governor Patterson. Fred Armisen is spot on. LOL!

Watch her farewell video below.


Author: christin Posted: 12/15/2008
Tags: Amy Poehler  Funny videos  

Thank you Ellen Von Unworth

Britney Spears does an Ellen Von Unworth phototshoot and we here at the CelebLite headquarters would like to take this moment to Thank Ellen for capturing Britney's sexy side again. We sure did miss the sexy side.

Say goodbye to the bun weave, the Cheeto's belly bulge and hopefully a fair well to the insanity that is the bald Britney.

Britney Spears is movin' on up

Author: christin Posted: 12/15/2008
Tags: Britney Spears  

Bettie Page Died

Vintage 1950's pin-up model Bettie Page died Thursday night due to a heart attack she suffered earlier this month. She was 85.

Bettie Page, the brunet pinup queen with a shoulder-length pageboy hairdo and kitschy bangs whose saucy photos helped usher in the sexual revolution of the 1960s, has died. She was 85.

Page, whose later life was marked by depression, violent mood swings and several years in a state mental institution, died Thursday night at Kindred Hospital in Los Angeles, where she had been on life support since suffering a heart attack Dec. 2, according to her agent, Mark Roesler.

The start of many trends and a sex appeal beyond her time will be truly missed.

Bettie and June playing in lingerie.

Author: christin Posted: 12/12/2008
Tags: Bettie Page  dead  

New Terminator Salvation Trailer

Ok well this movie will be bomb, as in awesome. At the first thought of yet another Terminator movie I was quick to judge it as being a total waste of cheese but I have changed my mind.

I was even turned off when I started watching the Sarah Connor Chronicles series which is the same shit over and over, I mean how much more time will John Connor escape the grips of a terminator? I stopped watching the show because it was the same episode every week. Seriously it blew.

The new Terminator Salvation trailer has restored my faith in a possible, actual entertaining flick.

Terminator Salvation Trailer is the BOMB

Author: christin Posted: 12/11/2008
Tags: Movies  Upcoming movies  

Britney Spears saysa Thank You for Making her Rich again

A swaying Britney Spears wishes ua a 'Happy Holiday' video with her kids on her website and thanks her fans for making her Circus album top the billboard charts and making her filthy rich again.

Now you know her chosen son...the little one, Jayden James. Sean Preston is the one that eats alone in the kitchen with Juana the house keeper and sleeps in the closet with his friend socko the dirty gym sock. True story.

NOT! oh I'm so bringing back that 90's fraise.

Your welcome?

Author: christin Posted: 12/11/2008
Tags: Britney Spears