Michael Jackson's Sequenced Glove is For Sale

You read that right, Michael Jackson is feeling the recession and has decided to part with his famous sequenced silver glove. The glove which probably still has the warmth and sent of young boys will be auctioned off next year, not January or even February but in Spring. So start selling your house, car and any other valuable possessions people!

Jackson is also unloading the grandiose gates that once led to his Never land Ranch, along with more than 2,000 other personal items.

The King of Pop's possessions will be on display before the auction begins on April 21, 2009. Bids will be accepted in person and online. The sale is to be broadcast live on Auction Network.

To me, it's just an outdated glove. A glove that has no relevance in my life but that a disturbed mutant once wore it in his highlight to fame. I know the Asians are a bit loonie for Jacko so this auction will be interesting to read about in April. I want to see the face of the individual who has a spare suitcase full of cash to buy such a ridiculous item. Damn those Asians!

Author: christin Posted: 12/11/2008
Tags: Michael Jackson  

That's not Khloe

The above photo is the amazon woman we call Khloe Kardashian. The person below heavily photoshopped by the elite wizards and magicians, is not Khloe. An impostor!

photoshop is her BFF.

Author: christin Posted: 12/10/2008
Tags: Khloe Kardashian  Nude Pictures  PETA  

Mark Ruffalo's Brother Shot Himself Playing Russian Roulette

The suspect involved in the death of Mark Ruffalo's brother Scott Ruffalo claims he shot himself in the head playing Russian roulette. He died in the hospital due to his head shot injury. The family has issued a statement to the public:

Mark Ruffalo and his family deeply appreciate the outpouring of prayers and support during this most difficult time of the passing of Scott Ruffalo, beloved son, brother and husband," read a statement released Tuesday by the actor's rep. "The funeral service will be private."

The female suspect in the death of Scott Ruffalo who turned herself in on Monday says through her lawyer that he was on drugs playing Russian Roulette and shot himself in the head. I take it he lost?

“My client was a good friend of the victim and is very sad for the loss of his family. However, she played no role whatsoever in his accidental death,” Richards said.

Shaha Adham, 26, surrendered Monday after Beverly Hills police issued an arrest warrant for attempted murder...

Lt. Tony Lee with the Beverly Hills Police Department said he could not comment on Adham’s story, citing the ongoing criminal investigation.

Police knew to question Adham because she was on surveillance video at Ruffalo’s condominium along with Brian Scofield, 29, a “person of interest” in the case, Richards said.

Scott Ruffalo, a married hairdresser, died late Monday after he was taken off life support, one week after he was found with a gunshot wound to the head in his Beverly Hills condo. He is the kid brother of “You Can Count on Me” star Mark Ruffalo.

“I can confirm that my client was present when Mr. Ruffalo shot himself,” Richards said Tuesday. “She was picking up some keys.”

He said the gun belonged to Ruffalo and that Ruffalo was a known cocaine user who had used drugs and played with guns in the past in front of numerous witnesses.

Drugs will make you do the stupidest things in life, that's why I stay away from them. Is weed a drug? Damn it! Well in weeds defense, you can totally operate heavy machinery and capable of making wise decisions while high, all the other stuff on the streets, no way.

OK maybe not wise decisions because I can tear up a bag of Doritos within five minutes but hey, it's no Russian roulette.


Author: christin Posted: 12/10/2008
Tags: Mark Ruffalo  

Britney's Circus Tops the Billboard charts

Pop tart pop princess Britney Spears topped the Billboard 200 charts at number 1, first time since... I don't know, five years! Her new album Circus sold over half a million copies the week it was released. People ever heard of torrents? Jeez, I haven't bought a CD is years.

"Imagine a year ago, did anyone think that today she would be able to come out with an album that would, not only just debut at No. 1, but also do half a million copies in its first week?" asks Billboard Senior Chart Manager Keith Caulfield. "It's surprising, but at the same time it's got to be pretty satisfying for Britney and for her record label."

And it's not just album and song sales soaring, because according to her website, "This tour is selling out like hot cakes! In response to overwhelming ticket sales, we have several more dates in cities including Los Angeles, London, Chicago, Toronto and Newark!"

It's surprising to me how many dedicated Britney fans are out there in the world, I mean, Wow. It's still the same ol' pop music she's been releasing, right? I've heard it with my own ears, it's no new 'out of this world' sound. I don't know, but congrats to your success Brit, don't spend all your money on horse hair weave.

A Britney Spears Interview for you.

Author: christin Posted: 12/10/2008
Tags: Britney Spears  

Jessica Biel is a Stripper in Powder Blue

Topless Jessica Biel. She plays a stripper in the movie Powder Blue. She needs more roles like this. I'll be in the bathroom if you need me.

Did you see that booty? Holy Hell!

Author: christin Posted: 12/10/2008
Tags: Jessica Biel  Movies  Upcoming movies  

Actor Mark Ruffalo's brother dies of a gunshot wound to the head

Actor Mark Ruffalo's brother Scott Ruffalo has died of a gunshot wound in his head at the hospital last night just before the suspects of the shooting turned themselves in.

Scott Ruffalo, the brother of actor Mark Ruffalo, died last night after suffering a gunshot wound last week.

Brian Scofield and Shaha Mishaal Adham turned themselves in to the Bev Hills PD yesterday. Adham was named a “suspect” and Scofield was named a”person of interest” in the shooting.

 The motive of the shooting is unknown, not sure if Mark's brother was involved in illegal activity or if it was a random act of violence. Hopefully the persons involved will get the justice they deserve for taking a life.

Author: christin Posted: 12/9/2008
Tags: dead  Mark Ruffalo  

Jessica Alba's 2009 Campari Calendar outtakes

These new Campari outtakes from Jessica Alba's 2009 Campari calendar proves she needs little to no photoshop. Granted, she totally got photoshopped and smoothed out but take a good look at her figure, she looks amazing for a woman who just has a baby.

A bunch of sites are comparing the two side by side without take into account that no finished product is left un-retouched. Even the hottest babes on the planet get retouched. I applaud you Jessica Alba and will not talk shit. Now that we got the ass kissing out of the way, call me. 

...and yes I have ulterior motives as to why I'm being so nice. That's between me and Jess. Literally. OH SNAP!

I'm a chick but I'd swing towards the taco for Jess

Author: christin Posted: 12/9/2008
Tags: Jessica Alba  

OJ gets 15 years in lock up

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping for his attempt to retrive sport memorabilia in Las Vegas in September 2007.

Simpson does not pass go, goes straight to jail 13 years after his very public trial for the murder of his ex-wife.

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 15 years in prison Friday for armed robbery conspiracy to kidnap and assault with a deadly weapon.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all of it," a choked up Simpson, 61, told a Las Vegas, Nevada judge before his sentencing. "I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal from anybody."

The judge, Jackie Glass, said Simpson's actions could have caused "a very violent event.

"Guns were brought. The potential for harm to occur in that room were tremendous," she said.

Simpson will be eligible for parole after six years.

O.J. done fucked up. He should of taken a boat to Antartica 13 years ago and kept his mouth shut far far away from other human beings.

Oj gets emotional

Author: christin Posted: 12/8/2008
Tags: arrested  OJ Simpson  

Not Hot

At a desperate attempt for attention, Courtney Love talks to UK Elle about how she did drugs while pregnant and that she did not get a lap-band surgery to lose weight but simply dieted to shed the pounds. Dieted? More like she just stop eating.

That she once considered lap-band surgery to lose weight. "Baby, if I could get a gastric band I would," Love confesses. "I’ve heard it’s a lot of vomiting and a pain in the ass, but it’s still easier than a diet. I did go to see a Hollywood doctor about it."

That her daughter, 16-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, knows all about her mom and late dad Kurt Cobain's drug habits: "My daughter knows I did drugs in my first trimester of pregnancy. She weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces, when she was born and she was healthy," the proud mama recalls. "We were excellent parents, and I say that despite pretty much always having an edge on."

Courtney Love is a mess, she hasn't put out a good album in years. That being said, why is she on the cover of any magazine? Seriously, she's a waste of print.

I'd rather read about Britney Spears' hemroids

Author: christin Posted: 12/8/2008
Tags: Courtney Love  

J--- In My Pants

This may be better than Dick in The Box... Well, not better but definitely just as awesome, Andy Samberg topped the hilarity with his new Digital Short Jizz In My Pants song with a small cameo from Justin Timberlake as a disturbed employee at the local grocery store.

You know you like it...

Author: christin Posted: 12/8/2008
Tags: Andy Samberg  Funny videos  Justin Timberlake