Match made in heaven

Amy Winehouse's main squeeze, Blake Fielder-Civil is currently serving hard time in London’s Pentonville Prison who has said in the past that he's clean and changing his ways. Some how, a grainy photograph was leaked onto the hands of the press of Blakey poo smoking heroin.

A Pentonville source said: “Blake takes heroin whenever he can get hold of it. His claims to be clean are a fallacy and it is obvious he remains dependent.

“There is nothing to suggest he won’t carry on when he’s outside and back with Amy. If she takes him back into her life when she is trying to get clean it will be a recipe for disaster.”

What a well spoken source! Love the last sentence, somehow I cannot picture a convicted felon saying that. The question of the hour is, how the hell did an inmate acquire a camera? Did the trade a carton of cigarettes for it? and Why would Blakey poo allow them to photograph him inhaling heroin? So many unanswered questions...

Meanwhile in Amyville... she's having a ball clubbing, holding hands with her new Blake replacement, and punching more random people. You go girl!

Amy, 24, threw a punch at the man as he tried to take her photo. A source said: “Amy had her bottom pinched and blamed the fan taking her picture.

“She just lashed out and clumped him. He laughed it off.” Amy struck out as she arrived at her flat in Camden, North London, late on Saturday.

Glad to see those two love birds doing great!... as predicted.

Nicole Kidman popped out a baby

Nicole Kidman and Kieth Urban welcome baby girl named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, born this morning in Nashville. All together now, YEEEEEE HAWWWW!

"Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.

 Let's hope Tom Cruise never sets his eyes on Sunday Rose Kidman Urban Conchita Banana Escobar Santos Billy Bob Yankee Butt. Damn, her name is really long.

Brit Brit, old hag and taco to tour?

Damn that taco does look tastey! Rumor has it Madonna has invited Britney Spears to jump on her tour bandwagon to upgrade ticket sales. I don't think having tired old Britney on board will bring a larger audience... or ticket sales. That taco has a better chance of bringing better cash flow to Madonna's old hag with gapped teeth and muscles larger than your gardeners tour.

And according to reports, the 49-year-old has even invited the Toxic star to join her onstage at some of her world tour dates.

A source tells The Sun: "They are recording a video together on Sunday that will provide the backdrop for part of Madonna's show.

"And they are talking about Britney taking the stage on a few of the dates too.

Brilliant marketing attempt to boost up hype of a shitty tour, Madonna. NOT! lmao, I'm the brilliant one. lulz!

Christina Applegate's boyfriend found dead

Christina Applegates boyfriend Lee Grivas was found dead on the 1st o July of a possible accident or suicide but rumor has it, it was a heroin overdose.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that TV beauty Christina Applegate is heartbroken after her on-again, off-again boyfriend, 26-year-old Lee Grivas, was found dead of an apparent heroin overdose.

The 36-year-old Samantha Who? star is "absolutely devastated over the sudden loss," said an insider.

A source close to Grivas told The National Enquirer: "Lee also had a long history of drug problems, dating back to his teen years. Christina broke up with him a number of times because of his struggles with getting clean. She loved him, but couldn't stand by and watch him ruin his life."

After the lovers reunited in April, Grivas left Christina in a last-ditch bid to get sober, according to the source.

"Christina loved Lee dearly and even dreamed of starting a family with him," the insider told The National Enquirer.

Who knew Christina had a boyfriend?... better yet,who knew she was even famous anymore. Tis a shame that heroin won that arm wrestling match Lee Grivas was trying to defeat... What? I'm not making fun of this situation, just giving this post a little light. Sorry if you want to read death posts all day you fucking vampire.

Michael Turner died

This is really sad, Michael Turner died at the age of 37 due to a long struggle of bone cancer. He died at the end of June ,unfortunately, I found out late last night while watching Family Guy as they dedicated an episode to him.

From Aspen Comics' Vince Hernandez

Hello all,

Unfortunately it's with great sadness that I must inform everyone that Michael Turner tragically passed away last night, June 27th at approximately 10:42 pm in Santa Monica, Ca. Turner had been dealing with recent health complications arisen in the past few weeks. More details concerning Turner's passing, and services, will be given shortly.

Anyone wishing to send their condolences to Michael Turner's family is encouraged to send to:

Aspen MLT, Inc.
C/O Michael Turner
5855 Green Valley Circle, Suite 111
Culver City, CA, 90230

Aspen also encourages anyone wishing to make a charitable donation to please send to Michael Turner's requested charities:

The American Cancer Society

Or

The Make-A-Wish Foundation

Michael Turner was an incredible artist, he drew the sexiest women characters ever. I was an avid reader of Fathom and his run of Witchblade which I stopped collecting because another artist took over. This came as a shock to me last night. He will be missed.

Today's Friday Lite links is full of drama

• Eddie Murphy isn't really retiring from movies, Beverly Hill Cop part 1002 is in the making (news.celebritywonder)
• Pregnant man gives birth to daughter who will need therapy for the rest of her life (celebitchy)
• Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 22nd birthday (theblemish)
• New Dark Knight clip (wwtdd)
• Britney Spears is showing her retard side by getting back togather with Adnan Ghalib (celebparasite)
• Mini Me's sextape partner leaked out tape for fame (icydk)
• This chick can crush you with her titties (hornyoyster)
• Jennifer Aniston and Kimbo Stewart fight over John Mayers cock and balls (hollywoodbackwash)
• Did A-Rod have the vertical tango with Madonna? (derekhail)
• Gwen Stefani is going to explode any minute now (INO)
• New Halle Berry grainy bikini photos (egotastic)

Happy beer, grub and cheap fireworks Day

Divorce? Nonsense, they're holding hands

Madonna and soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie are trying oh-so-hard to dispel all the divorce rumors the tabs have been shoving down the media's throat. Look how happy they look. Holding hands. Smiling? Bet you divorce isn't even swirling in their minds. Aw, love.

GOOD BREAKING NEWS: Megan Fox is NO longer engaged!

Megan Fox woke up feeling smart yesterday and broke off her engagement to 90210's double douche bag, Brian Austin Green. Now, the next step is laser removal of that dumb tattoo of his name on her "happy place".

An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”

Men around the globe are currently doing the "cabbage patch" dance in their living room.

Um, if you have no idea what the cabbage patch dance is, Farmer Bill will teach you.

Batman is a family man

Christian Bale posed for an unflattering photo shoot showing his soft side playing with his dog and throwing a football around instead of ripping off his shirt with his rock hard abs. He's still a hunk but, still, I want to see muscles glistening while a faux rain shower scene is pouring down on him showing his best "I want you "EFF" you" face. In an interview with Parade Magazine he talks about love, life, the future and Batman. Might as well talk about rainbows and butterflies.

Heath Ledger: "I want to talk about Heath. When you miss somebody, you want to speak about him. He was a unique character, a very infectious character. He was a good man, and I was glad to have spent time with him. He was somebody who I’d been seeing on a daily basis for months. It takes a long time to accept that someone’s gone, when all body and mind are telling you that this is somebody you will know for a great deal of time. He was something of a kindred spirit to myself."

Superheroes: "Not traditional idols—certainly not superheroes. I don’t think I was particularly in need of that. I never had any fascination with Superman or Spider-Man or a Batman kind of character. If it happened at all, it was imagined characters that I had invented. My dad was a role model for me. He was a fascinating man. There was intrigue and entertainment growing up with him. He gave me an edict that I still pursue: 'Life should never be boring.'"

Love: "I’m a court jester. My wife and daughter come with me on location. It’s the most ideal mix. These wonderful distractions actually make me better at what I do."

Future: "I’m accustomed to not having any kind of map for my life. I’d be reaching for an Uzi if I knew what was going to happen every day. If anybody tells me I shouldn’t jump, of course all I want to do is jump and show it can be done."

Ready? 1...2...3... aawwwwwwww.... Rainbows and butterflies.

I don't want it!

Amy Winehouse graces the cover of Zoo magazine Germany issue with a highly photo shopped pictorial trying to look sexy. It didn't work. It'll never work, Amy.

I don't understand why she's still able to perform, let alone have a pictorial in a magazine knowing her drug issues. Is the media glorifying drug addicted celebrities? This is retarded. I honestly cannot believe this bitch is as famous as she is.