Jenna and Tito should of been spayed and neutered

Jenna Jameson released her new PETA ad for spaying and neutering your roaming pets. It's full of contradiction.

A former porn star whom is allegedly pregnant saying "Sometimes too much sex is a bad thing" is just stupid. PETA obviously is wack. Yes, me being a vegetarian of 12 years thinks that orginization is full of bologne. lulz.

Author: christin Posted: 8/11/2008
Tags: Jenna Jameson  PETA  

Amy Wino's Escape from Rehab game

Amy Winehouse attempts to escape rehab by battling superheroes with head butting beehive attacks and loaded glowing syringes in the computer game Escape from Rehab. This is a sad effort to promote Disaster Movie knowingly only 10 years olds that laugh at fart jokes and stoners are the only people that will step outside to waste precious intarweb time to watch it.

In the game, which is being used to promote new spoof film 'Disaster Movie' a cartoon version of the singer beats up the likes of The Hulk and Batman with a crack pipe and complains "I haven't had a crap for two weeks."

Later in the game, Winehouse has to try and break husband Blake Fielder-Civil out of prison.

Play it here escapefromrehabgame.com

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Author: christin Posted: 8/11/2008
Tags: Amy Winehouse  games  Movies  Upcoming movies  

Isaac Hayes found dead

Voice over actor for South Park's Chef and famous soulful musician Isaasc Hayes was found dead today after he collapsed near a treadmill at his home. He was 65.

Hayes was pronounced dead at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis an hour after he was found by a family member, the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office said. The cause of death was not immediately known.

Steve Shular, a spokesman for the sheriff’s office, said authorities received a 911 call after Hayes’ wife and young son and his wife’s cousin returned home from the grocery store and found him collapsed in a downstairs bedroom. A sheriff’s deputy administered CPR until paramedics arrived.

“The treadmill was running but he was unresponsive lying on the floor,” Shular said.

Proof that exercise will kill you.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/10/2008
Tags: dead  Isaac Hayes  

Bernie Mac died today - UPDATE

Comedian Bernie Mac has died early this morning from complications due to pnuemonia. He was 50 years old.

 

Comedian-actor Bernie Mac died early Saturday morning from complications due to pneumonia, his publicist has confirmed. Mac had been admitted to Chicago's Northwestern Memorial hospital on Aug. 1, but had been expected to recover. The 50-year-old actor had battled sarcoidosis, a chronic disorder that can cause inflammation in the lungs.

He will be missed.

UPDATE- People has discovered the sad details of Bernic Mac's las moments alive struggling near the end as his family witnessed his last breath.

Speaking of a heartbreaking moment between her younger sister, Rhonda, and the 50-year-old actor-comedian – who succumbed to complications from pneumonia in a Chicago hospital at 2 a.m. Saturday – Mary Ann Grossett says that the night before Mac died, “He struggled for his life. He couldn’t breathe.

“He opened his eyes on his own and looked at Rhonda. She called his name, and he opened his eyes and nodded to her. She smiled at him and told him, ‘Don’t leave me ... ‘I’m waiting for you to come back.’ He shrugged his shoulders, and she said that’s when she knew he was tired. He signaled to her that his body was tired.”

Rhonda, Mac’s wife since 1977, and their 30-year-old daughter, Je’Niece, 30, were with him when he died. “[The doctors] were working on him,” says Grossett. “They tried to resuscitate him two times. One time he came back for about an hour. Then he went into cardiac arrest the second time.”

Prior to that, the couple had last communicated on July 31. “He told his wife [non-verbally] that he could breathe on his own, and he wanted the ventilator out. He motioned that he wanted it out,” says Grossett.

Lung Disease Contributed
The sister-in-law says Mac’s inflammatory lung disease contributed to his death. “He had sarcoidosis, but it was in remission,” she says. “But because he had it, his immune system was compromised. He had an infection ... He was on a new medication that suppresses the immune system, and that’s where the pneumonia came from.”

She reveals that Mac – having trouble breathing and running a fever – was actually hospitalized on July 24, eight days before the date given for his admittance. The actor was diagnosed with pneumonia and immediately placed on a ventilator.

“He was critically ill when he was in the hospital,” says Gossett. “He was in intensive care the whole time.”

She adds that doctors kept the star sedated, although he was conscious at times and he contracted a second strain of pneumonia while in the hospital.

Reading that article on Bernie Mac's last moments as his wife and daughter were beside him really hit home hard for me. I couldn't imagine losing my husband along side my son watching him empty and cold. On the plus side, less laundry W00t!

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Author: christin Posted: 8/9/2008
Tags: Bernie Mac  dead  

Oddly enough, Friday Lite links if swamped in boobies

• Sexy Joanna Krupa's Maxim boobies start off the links! (NSFW) (theblemish)
• Dead female body found in the closet of the nightclub Lil' Kim was celebrating her birthday at... coincidence? (celebitchy)
• Case closed for Heath Ledger's sudden death (wwtdd)
• Shia Labeouf's hand healing fine, no amputation necessary (celebparasite)
• Morgan Freeman is too healing fine, divorcing his wife of 24 years (icydk)
• Kevin Smith makes porn... rated R porn. (derekhail)
• Kate Hudson gets photoshopped (imnotobsessed)
• Lily Allen had a major boob slip (NSFW) (egotastic)
• Miley Cyrus talks about her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas... they're both 15yrs old. (mollygood)
• Heidi Klum is topless (duh! NSFW) (thegrumpiest)
• Old Christina Aguilera nude photoshoot (drunkenstepfather)
• Vern Troyer still crying about his ex girlfriend (celebslam.celebuzz)
• Joss Stone headbutt her brother at his childs batism (ASL)
• Remember Winnie Cooper? (thesuperficial)
• Cindy Crawford joins the topless club (NSFW) (IDLYITW)
• Lots of nurses and doctors are in trouble for snooping through celebrity personal files such as Britney Spears and Farrah Faucett (janetcharlton)

Author: christin Posted: 8/8/2008
Tags: Friday Lite Links  

Good Riddance

Courtney Love has declared that she's done making music. She quit! I'm not done yet folks, instead of spewing crap on an album...wait for it.... she's nose diving into the fashion scene. Holy hell can't she just bury herself or something?

"I'm done with the show, and I want to die".
The queen of punk tells us about her new album, raising a teenage daughter, and the reason she wants to leave music behind.

Can you pick die? Is it wrong for me to say that? Nah, she's hasn't released a good album since, well the 90's and she's kinda a waste to society. Right? I mean, she's a fame whore now and that's just annoying.

Here's an interview with Nylon TV about the garble she garbles.

Court-fame whore and her chain smoking whiskey vioce says stuff.

Author: christin Posted: 8/7/2008
Tags: Courtney Love  

Tarantino to Britney: Be my daranged lesbian killer stripper

Britney Spears was hand picked by cult directer icon extraordinare and my personal favorite human being Quentin Tarantino to star is his next film remake of 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Good ol' lovable Brit Brit will play a daranged lesbian stripper with a hunger to BLOOD!

Plot outline: The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.

Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.

PERFECT! My kind of film, all we need is some necraphilia rape scenes and zombie midgets. Then I shall die complete.

A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."

I too am convinced this role for Brit Brit will show a whole other side of her and will be brilliant. Just as long as she works her buns off and listens to Quentin's every move, she should do fine.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/7/2008
Tags: Britney Spears  Movies  Quentin Tarantino  Upcoming movies  

Anderson Cooper is my new Best Friend, butt buddy? - UPDATE

High five to Anderson Cooper for untightening his tie and ripping the Lohan family a new bung hole. Not only does he call Dina Lohan's new reality show crap but he says Ali Lohan looks to be 60 years old. LOLZ!

Is it safe to say the Lohan's got PWNED? yes, yes it is folks

Memorable words from the clip: Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60. ... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and/or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don’t know.

Dina's response: Well, that didn't sit well with Dina, who spoke exclusively to OK!. "People are just cruel!" she said. "This is bad karma for him."

OH SNA- wait, that's the come-back Dina came up with? What a retard. Did Ali tell her to say that or some other Middle Schooler? hag.

UPDATE- Anderson Cooper on his show AC360 is still trash talking The Lohans and downing Dina's Middle Schooler come back. Marry me Anderson. I can have two husbands, right?

 

Anderson says "HORRIFIC PEOPLE" about 20x. Second clip is PRICELESS!

Here's old lady Lohan, I mean Ali at her prime. Poor girl is going to look elderly when she reaches 21 yrs

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Author: christin Posted: 8/7/2008
Tags: Ali Lohan  Anderson Cooper  Dina Lohan  

Holy hell..... Jenna is pregnant

Tito Ortiz is a flippin' idiot, now he's stuck with Jenna Jameson's gnarly vagina forever for unloading his army in her. Why would they even want to conceive? That will be a mystery for me.

Former adult film star JENNA JAMESON is reportedly pregnant with her first child.
Jameson, 34, is said to be "thrilled" after discovering she and her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion athlete Tito Ortiz, will soon become parents.
A source tells New York gossip column PageSix, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned..., including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything.
"She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

So, she's already thinking of torturing her unborn child for having it live a life with all their friends and their friends Dad's knowing what it's mother gnarly ass butthole looks like. Sucks for Jenna's spawn. Oh is she going to explain that shit to her kid, "Oh aye, Mommy used to pipe random men and women on screen for money and fame". Look at the bright side Jenna, you won't strain much pushing the baby out, perhaps a mere hick-up and the baby along side missing appliances will slither out easily.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/6/2008
Tags: Jenna Jameson  pregnant  

Best. Dramatic. Performance. Ever!

Prairie Dog smarie dog, here's a cuter and by far way better dramatisation of a kitty cat with unusually short pointy ears and big googly eyes interupted while watching television.

1...2...3 AWWWW!

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Author: christin Posted: 8/6/2008
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