Holy hell..... Jenna is pregnant

Tito Ortiz is a flippin' idiot, now he's stuck with Jenna Jameson's gnarly vagina forever for unloading his army in her. Why would they even want to conceive? That will be a mystery for me.

Former adult film star JENNA JAMESON is reportedly pregnant with her first child.
Jameson, 34, is said to be "thrilled" after discovering she and her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion athlete Tito Ortiz, will soon become parents.
A source tells New York gossip column PageSix, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned..., including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything.
"She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

So, she's already thinking of torturing her unborn child for having it live a life with all their friends and their friends Dad's knowing what it's mother gnarly ass butthole looks like. Sucks for Jenna's spawn. Oh is she going to explain that shit to her kid, "Oh aye, Mommy used to pipe random men and women on screen for money and fame". Look at the bright side Jenna, you won't strain much pushing the baby out, perhaps a mere hick-up and the baby along side missing appliances will slither out easily.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/6/2008
Tags: Jenna Jameson  pregnant  

Best. Dramatic. Performance. Ever!

Prairie Dog smarie dog, here's a cuter and by far way better dramatisation of a kitty cat with unusually short pointy ears and big googly eyes interupted while watching television.

1...2...3 AWWWW!

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Author: christin Posted: 8/6/2008
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Olden Days indeed

Paris Hilton does her best at firing back at John McCain for including her celebrity image in his negative ad campaign towards Barack Obama. She first starts off as her usual flakey tone then reads a que card carefully and tries extremely hard to sound like her brilliant mind wrote all those "big" words by her lonesome. Nice try but thank you for the attemp to shut up old man McCain.

Paris responding to McCain

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Author: christin Posted: 8/6/2008
Tags: Funny videos  Paris Hilton  

11? You mean this is the 11th season?

This reality show promoting dumb anorexic cat fights and trannies is still on air? On their 11th cycle? What is wrong with America?

America's Next Top Model just released their new promotional poster and it's probably the worst one yet.  Not to mention Tyra Banks being photoshoped to holy hell. Yes, I'm shaking my head in disapointment.

Author: christin Posted: 8/5/2008
Tags: Americas Next Top Model  Reality Show  Tyra Banks  

Morgan Freeman seriously injured - UPDATE

Morgan Freeman and a female passanger were air lifted to the hospital after  invovled in a serious car accident late Sunday night. Although there were claims that drugs and alcohol were not a factor to the collision but there is speculation that Freeman fell asleep at the wheel. 

Freeman was driving near his home in Charleston, Mississippi, at the time of the accident. The actor and a female companion were cut free by emergency workers before being airlifted to a hospital 90 miles away in Memphis, Tennessee.

Kathy Stringer, a spokeswoman for the regional medical centre in Memphis, described the 71-year-old actor’s condition as “serious”.

The editor of the Charleston Sun Sentinel newspaper, who arrived at the scene shortly after the accident, said Freeman had been conscious and talking to rescuers.

“They had to use the jaws of life [hydraulic cutters] to extract him from the vehicle,” Clay McFerrin said. “He was lucid, conscious. He was talking, joking with some of the rescue workers at one point.”

His account was confirmed by state troopers, who added that Freeman’s 1997 Nissan Maxima had apparently gone off the road. The actor overcorrected, causing the car to flip over several times before coming to a rest.

Mississippi highway patrol sergeant Ben Williams told the Clarion-Ledger newspaper: “Both [occupants] had some injuries, to what extent I do not know.”

Police confirmed that Freeman and his passenger were both wearing seatbelts when the accident happened at 11.30pm.

Williams said the car Freeman had been driving belonged to Demaris Meyer, of Memphis. The car left a rural highway and overturned several times. “There’s no indication that either alcohol or drugs were involved,” Williams said.

There was still no information on Ms Meyer’s condition, he added.

Bill Luckett, a friend of the actor and co-owner of Freeman’s restaurant, Madidi, said he was sitting up and talking at the hospital.

Hopefully Morgan Freeman can dust off his shoulders and go on with his career on the big screen. As soon as the Celeblite headquarters hear any word from their publicist or spokes person for the Freeman family, I'll update it immediately.

UPDATE - A rep for Freeman says: “Morgan has a broken arm, elbow and has minor shoulder damage but was in good spirits when I spoke with him a short time ago at the Elvis Presley Memorial Trauma Center at The MED, a Level 1 Trauma Center at the Regional Medical Center at Memphis. He is having a little bit of surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to help correct the damage. He says he’ll be okay and is looking forward to a full recovery.”

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Author: christin Posted: 8/5/2008
Tags: car accident  Morgan Freeman  

It's a nice day for a white wedding....

The big bogus rumor circulating around Lindsay Lohan is that she plans to marry her vag pal Samantha Ronson. I guess you are wondering the source of this retarded rumor, well it's her one and only hag Mother Dina Lohan. The ubber hag told friends that she's ready to "welcome Sam into the family".

Lindsay's mum Dina has told pals that she wants to "welcome Sam into the family" with a lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives.

The 22-year-old Freaky Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion —and I hear she's chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel.

And crop-haired DJ Sam, 30, has joked that she'll wear a black groom-style suit complete with a TOP HAT.

A source revealed: "Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year.

"Lindsay's new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's around then.

"They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends'.

"But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life— so they want to make their romance public."

I'm not sure if I believe this garbage, perhaps it's Dina's sad attempt to add publicity to her lame reality show Living Lohan or Lindsay's new album or milk attention because she's one of the biggest scum living in the Hollywood cesspool of smug celebrities. Who knows but I’ll believe it until a document signed with Lohan blood is released to the media.

This video seems fitting...

Billy Idol - White Wedding
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Author: christin Posted: 8/5/2008
Tags: Dina Lohan  Lindsay Lohan  Music Videos  Samantha Ronson  Same sex marriage  

Christina Applegate's cancer scare

Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, her publicist has confirmed rumors.

 "Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening," publicist Ame Van Iden said. "Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."
Applegate's rep also tells E! News that the 36-year-old Emmy nominee will maintain her regular shooting schedule on Samantha Who? while undergoing treatment.

Christina Applegate's mother, Nancy Priddy, is a breast cancer survivor who was first diagnosed when Christina was only 7 years old and reportedly under went a partial mastectomy.

 

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Author: christin Posted: 8/4/2008
Tags: cancer  Christina Applegate  

They're here...

$14 million dollars later, PEOPLE magazine plastered pictures of the richest twin blobs Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt reproduced.

The money - more than double the $6 million People paid for Jennifer Lopez’ twins on a March cover, according to Forbes - will go to a foundation created by Pitt and Jolie that largely focuses on helping children around the world.

That's insanity but at least they made such a generous donation to help unfortunate children in the world. The last thing that should ever happen to a child is to go to bed hungry and I'm very thankful some people with a copious amount of money in their wallets have such wholesome heart such as The Jolie-Pitts to dedicate that much for an organization to put a stop to a crime because to me, it's a crime. I can talk all the shit I want about celebrities but also appreciate the good in people.

Now to see the exculsive first time ever seen photos of the little squealing poop machines already.... below.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/4/2008
Tags: Angelina Jolie  Brad Pitt  Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt  Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt  

Drink up your morning coffee, Friday Lite links is here!

• Britney Spears has no standards, is doing it with the help (yeeeah)
• Another Harry Potter movie and it's trailer (popoholic)
• Tommy Lee still effing groupies (hollywoodrag)
• Ali Lohan working with a porn director, OH SNAP! (dlisted)
• Mary Kate-Olsen is trying to bring back the 90's grunge look (popsugar)
• Cheech and Chong reunite!!!!!11!!1!!! (janetcharltonshollywood)
• Kevin Federline rolls in money pitt, can't complain (idontlikeyouinthatway)
• Awesome Mr T snickers commercial banned from teh gays (thesuperficial)
• Carmen Electra hold on to her youth, strips (hollywoodtuna)
• Jennifer Garner is pregnant... again (socialitelife.celebuzz)
• Bruce Willis one-ups a pap (celebslam.celebuzz)
• The Chinese want a Billion dollar pay off from Sharon Stone (mollygood)
• Lindsay Lohan's vag pal Samantha Ronsom wears awesome penis shirt for the paps (celebitchy)
• Tom Cruise is in deep wallet shit (wwtdd)
• Kate Hudson and Lance Armstring broke up... anyone care? NOPE! (celebparasite)
• Nick Hogan is a big boy now... (derekhail)

Old man McCain compares Obama's over crowded speeches to swamp rat celebs such as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Jealous much?!

Author: christin Posted: 8/1/2008
Tags: Friday Lite Links  

Judge Judy dipps during Earthquake

Famous TV judge extraordinaire Judge Judy runs for her dear life pushing waves of babies and handicapped people out of the way during California's recent 5.4 magnitude eartquake while a live taping of her show felt the shock. Ok, well she didn't technically "push" anyone she sure did split quicker than any old raggedy hag I've ever seen.

Judge Judy doesn't play...

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Author: christin Posted: 7/31/2008
Tags: Funny videos  Judge Judy