Wow, Annoying!

Little ol' Miley Cyrus appeared on the Ellen Degeneres Show and as Ellen began to discuss her 20 year old underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston, Miley cackled like a sheep that was run over by a lawn mower, twice. You can even tell by Ellen's face Miley's peircing constant giggling was getting to her.

I would of just slapped her retarded. Warning though, as you are about to experience annoying to the 3rd degree. Watch the video below.

Holy shit, shut that stupid face.

Author: christin Posted: 11/20/2008
Tags: Ellen Degeneres  Miley Cyrus  

Snoop Dogg and Marta:Match made in heaven

Your career is at an all time low when you go from being a blunt smoking west coast rapper to a reality show whore who appears on the Martha Stewart show to help cook.

You have to watch these videos, there's nothing like a white upper class woman trying to talk slang and adding -izle to nonsense words. Funny white girl.

Snoop does Martha

Author: christin Posted: 11/19/2008
Tags: Funny videos  Martha Stewart  

Silly Q&A with Rob Pattinson of Twilight

New found fame Rob Pattinson from the new hit vampires movie Twilight from the book by Stephenie Meyer has all the teen loonies obsessing over him as the new 'heart throb'. He however, doesn't understand it and finds it a bit ridiculous.

How are you doing with this new rock star status? 'It's really funny, it's like the whole thing seems a bit ridiculious sometimes.'

Here'a 'No Bull' Q & A that seems to have been written by a 6th grader in Seventeen Magazine;

When was your first kiss?


Who's your celebrity crush?

Kristen Stewart (his "Twilight" co-star!).

What's the girl fashion trend that confuses you?

Ugg boots!

What's the chick flick you secretly love?

"Pippi Longstocking."

What's your TV guilty pleasure?

"American Idol" and "X Factor".

Who would play you in the movie version of your life?

I'd play it, because I probably won't be employed after this.

What's your dream job?

Being a pianist.

If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?

Someone who has lots of respect or power. George Bush, possibly.

Who in your family are you closest to?

My dog, Patty.

What's your favorite Web site?


What's the fast food you can't live without?

I like all fast food, but my favorite is probably In-N-Out Burger.

What's your worst habit?

Speaking too much.

What's the last song you listened to on your iPod?

I don't remember the exact song, but it was something James Brown from the "Black Caesar" soundtrack.

What's the last thing you bought?

Toilet paper.

What did you dream about last night?

Kristen [Stewart].

How much money is in your wallet right now?

Thousands of dollars.

Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was ____________.

So much cooler because I knew less about myself. least the guy has a sense of humor? He's not all that hot, he's even sweating about a gallon of water under is armpits during an interview with E! below.

Intview with Rob Pattinson bla bla

Author: christin Posted: 11/19/2008
Tags: Rob Pattinson  

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush:Unengaged Newlyweds?

Kim Kardashian may be hooked on Reality Shows because she wants to be the next 'Newlywed' couple like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey and she's not even engaged yet. Kim and footballer Reggie Bush have been dating for a while but it seems as if she'd forcing him by the sounds of this quote;

He’s extremely shy. He’s a very private person, and he’s really focused on football,”

I don't know about you but I didn't watch her show Keeping up with the Annoying Rich Hoes and I'm not about to watch her faux Newlyweds crap.

We get asked that all the time!" Kim told Hollywood Party Girl at the Fontainebleau Hotel's grand reopening last weekend. "We’re definitely heading in that direction, so you never know."

...just another reason to set my televisions on fire outside and roast marshmallows with my family. Screw reality shows.

Author: christin Posted: 11/19/2008
Tags: Kim Kardashian  Reality Show  

Tyra Bank's is buying a vagina for Isis, the transgender contestant

Remember Isis, the contstant for America's Next Top Model Cycle 11 who was born a man? Although the transgender model didn't make it far in the show, Tyra Banks had her appear on her  Tyra Banks Talk Show for an early Christmas surprise.

She's gave her the gift that keeps on giving, a geneder reassignment surgery. Say good bye to that itchy uncomfortable penis Isis, it's vagina time!

The entire clip will air on the Tyra Show today...

yay vagina!

Author: christin Posted: 11/18/2008
Tags: Americas Next Top Model  Tyra Banks  

Rumor has it Angelina is pregnant again, WTF?

While Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in London for the screening of the Changeling, In Touch magazine published a story and spreading rumors that Angie is pregnant again. Even though the woman just gave birth to twins four months ago.

During an early November meeting in LA, Angelina confirmed her pregnancy to producers of her upcoming action movie Salt, says an insider. The $90 million spy flick was scheduled to being filming in March in NY, LA, Denver and Russia. Production of the film (for which Angelina could earn $20 million) will likely be pushed up to accommodate her.

Of course the rumors have evolve because they've seem to point out a 'baby bump' not taking into account she just gave birth to twins. So naturally her belly would appear to have a little excess belly bumpish. Actually she should have alot more but you know, she's not human.

Angelina's people have denied the pregnancy rumors. Personally she would be insane to get pregnant so quickly after baring twins but whatever, bitch is crazy anyway for having a dozen kids.

Angie talks about The Changeling on BBC radio.

Swarm of Paparazzi's for a glimpse of Brangelina

Author: christin Posted: 11/18/2008
Tags: Angelina Jolie  Brad Pitt  

Lindsay Lohan is a fur hag

Lindsay Lohan was attacked in Paris by an anti-fur PETA activist with flour (What no cow's blood?) while she wore a black fur stole to a Paris Nightclub.

So like any other retard on MySpace, Lindsay's boyfriend Samantha Ronson blogged about the incident.

Flour Power

I posted a blog last week that angered some people who didn't know how to read properly, I then wasted my own time defending myself and now I regret that.

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech.... i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It's a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.

Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don't run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don't expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that's my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that's sad. I don't wear fur, but I don't think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I'm pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it's an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn't use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren't the problem, I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren't for them, who would get them press?????

I know I'm probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don't really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I'm more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I'm not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I'm not sure I would have walked away from it.

p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm..... that's one to grow on!

p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.

P.S. you are retarded for putting a postscript after your rant.

P.S.S What? Is this third grade again?

Don't fuck with PETA or you'll get flour on your nice clothes. Flour? Did PETA get the memo that flour washes off?

Author: christin Posted: 11/17/2008
Tags: Lindsay Lohan  PETA  

Justin Timber lake steals the show, again

Yea, sure Beyonce's on SNL with Paul Rudd but  it's Justin Timberlake's performance as a back up dancer that stole the show with his hilarious performance. Plus he can totally handle a pair of pumps.

nice leotard.

Author: christin Posted: 11/17/2008
Tags: Beyonce  Funny videos  Justin Timberlake  Paul Rudd  

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show happened yesterday

The 2008 Victroia's Secret Fashion Show was at the Fountainebleau Resort in Miami Beach yesterday with more than 30 models and about 68 outfits warn on the catwalk. From butterfly and angel wings to crazy bedazled lingerie, all the hottest models strut their fine bodies blowing kisses and dance down the runway to Usher's live performance.

The Fashion Show will air on TV December 3rd at 10/9c on CBS. Here are some exclusive runway and backstage photos.

The planning and pre-production of the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

More Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Fountainbleau Resort in Miami Beach

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Fountainbleau Resort in Miami Beach

Author: christin Posted: 11/17/2008
Tags: Adriana Lima  Alessandra Ambrosio  Angela Linvall  Candice Swanepoel  Doutzen Kroes  Hiedi Klum  Karolina Kurkova  Marisa Miller  Miranda Kerr  Noemie Lenoir  Runway Models  Selita Banks  Victoria Secret  

Victoria's Secret mega hottie overload

Ah Mondays, they sure do suck. Until you stumbled upon this mega uber- magnificent Victoria's Secret model extravaganza post. The Victoria's Secret babes have taken over Miami for their Victoria's Secret Fashion Show over the weekend and the beaches in their sexy bikini's and such, giving all the Cubans down there the biggest blue balls known to man.

Seriously, I grew up in Miami and chicks like these don't exist there, unless it's Spring break. I left Miami last year and I'm not missing the traffic or the retarded people but I'd have to say, I do miss the 24 hour liquor stores and such. Nothing closes in Miami. You want pizza? Order that shit at 4am. You want to club till 5am and then stop at the gas station for a 'pick-me-up'? You have options late night.

I moved 500 miles North, everything closes at 2am all over town. Not that I have need to club or need to booze it up at 5am anymore but still, I like to have those choices.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show will air at 10 p.m. (EST) Wednesday, Dec. 3 on CBS.

Anyway, enjoy these hot bitches.

Victoria's Secret models are in Miami at the local VS store promoting

Victoria's Secret models in bikinis at Miami Beach for a photoshoot

Victoria's Secret models are in Miami at the Fountainbleau Resort

Author: christin Posted: 11/17/2008
Tags: Adriana Lima  Alessandra Ambrosio  Ana Beatriz Barros  Angela Linvall  Candice Swanepoel  Doutzen Kroes  Hiedi Klum  Karolina Kurkova  Marisa Miller  Miranda Kerr  Noemie Lenoir  Selita Banks  Victoria Secret